Dressed To Pull (If I drew it I had to do it...)

Dressed To Pull

The Future Of The Photography Degree (Drawn From The Past)

Butter Cutters

Crippled Couple (Dogged)

His Arm More Than Compensated For Her Legs

Eye Surgery Ends in Tears

Broken Zips: A Meeting of Partings

Zip Code for Flashers (Jacket and Trousers)

Water Diviner and Y-Fronts

Nightshirt, Pervert, Sleeping Bag

Kettles, Cigar, Steam

Kneeling Nose Raining

Curly, Brolly, Nightie, Nose Run

After Eights: How To Illuminate (A Slideshow for the Radio)

How To Present Blow-Lamp Slides

The slide's projected onto the screen and you come in between.

Burnt Fingers

As the sign gets hot, the fingers get shot.

Jodphurs Sculpture

Hunting Country: Private Lard

 To be continued...

Torching Cottage

Cottage rocks, hidden deep in the picturesque Churnet valley, is a ‘pebble-pullers’ paradise; it's a pebble-dashed Cottage. But the pebbles sweat, and they can’t be climbed on when wet. It’s the strangest thing; you have to ‘torch’ Cottage. The practice of ‘torching cottages’ (albeit English holiday cottages) dates back to the 1970s, to North Wales, another area famous for rock-climbing.

Burning Bridges

Windsocks

Off and On Days

Drill - Grill - Hairdryer

The inner and outer, the shell and the mechanism of a hairdryer: the grill and the hair – dried twigs air-blown. 

Turning the Tables

Concrete net, seen through a spider's web.

Things

Unlocked Brick

If ever there was a brick made for locking this is it; there’s at least twelve ways that you could lock this block. But it’s free: more ‘hole’ than substance really.   

Home and Garden

It is only possible to view all six watering cans from three of the five windows. Furthermore it is only possible (visible) to follow a line along fourteen box hedges (the first seven being in their youth), to arrive six watering cans, from just one of these three windows. And there is a window (not one of the said three) that can only see five of the mature box hedges and nothing of the youthful hedges, or for that matter a single watering can. 

Further Down Strange Strasse

The spacing and offsetness of the manholes is relative the spacing and offsetness of the newspapers. 

The distance between the nearest manhole to the camera and the middle manhole equates to the distance between the lowest and the highest newspaper. The distance between the middle manhole and the furthest manhole equates to the distance between the middle newspaper and the lowest newspaper. 

Strange Strasse

I know the Swiss are known for their love of order, but this really was a strange strasse: a strasse where the number of newspapers in the letterbox corresponded with the number of rocks beside the front door.

To be continued...

Boulder Problem

At Swim-Three - Hers

At Bin-Three-Birds

Dark Child

Phantoms