I've been ejected from the golf course management degree (even though I never hit a golf ball). It wasn't only the constant fear of being hit by a ball, it was all the fertilizer I inhaled from the greens. I'm now studying 'Pataphysics, the science of the particular, the science of 'laws governing exceptions'. I've swapped golf holes (green holes) for Black holes.
Colette, a cigarette-smoking writer, had ideas of her own on how to smoke or not to smoke: ‘A really idle person never let a cigarette go out’. That’s even truer of a cigar-smoker, where idleness is much more important than in courgette smoking.
