I've been ejected from the golf course management degree (even though I never hit a golf ball). It wasn't only the constant fear of being hit by a ball, it was all the fertilizer I inhaled from the greens. I'm now studying 'Pataphysics, the science of the particular, the science of 'laws governing exceptions'. I've swapped golf holes (green holes) for Black holes.
Wednesday, 9 November 2011
Smoking Like A Chimney
Chimneys are deep, wide fractures, usually in a vertical wall, into which you can get your whole body. To negotiate them the smoker needs to smoke inside, ‘smoke like a chimney’, using the appropriate chimney technique, that is, pushing as if he intended to thrust the two walls of rock apart.