I've been ejected from the golf course management degree (even though I never hit a golf ball). It wasn't only the constant fear of being hit by a ball, it was all the fertilizer I inhaled from the greens. I'm now studying 'Pataphysics, the science of the particular, the science of 'laws governing exceptions'. I've swapped golf holes (green holes) for Black holes.
Friday, 19 November 2010
Pipe-Piece: Codpiece?
As what I can only take to be a response to the pipes I’ve been working on recently – my plumbing of pipe-imagery - the ex-wife of man I don’t see that often, sent me – without a word of explanation - this knitting pattern, through the post. I’ve hardly ever spoken to the said ex-wife, and she’s never before communicated with me in this way. Furthermore, we’ve never once discussed furry mohair. I’ve never knitted: do you cast on? Or is it casting off?
Labels:
Casting Off,
Casting On,
Codpiece,
Furry Mohair,
Knitting,
Pattern,
Pipes,
Plumbing
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