I've been ejected from the golf course management degree (even though I never hit a golf ball). It wasn't only the constant fear of being hit by a ball, it was all the fertilizer I inhaled from the greens. I'm now studying 'Pataphysics, the science of the particular, the science of 'laws governing exceptions'. I've swapped golf holes (green holes) for Black holes.
Wednesday, 25 May 2011
On Licking Golf Balls (To Green Tongue?)
I had a distant relation, Brian Mayo (he married my mother’s cousin), who used to lick golf balls, for good luck. But he was unknowingly licking fertilizer - strong stuff - used on golf greens. Luck, lick, muck, whenever I see the diagram of a dog-shit bag, on the lid of those green bins – and they are always green in Switzerland – I think of Mayo’s tongue, licking fertilizer of his balls.
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