Headland

The absent-minded randomer, he cut my head off. Imagine the headlines (in the local paper): ‘Randomer Beheads Cinderella’. But his mistake gives me an idea. I’m going to make a massive golf-ball-head out of paper cups and wear it to climb Lydstep Pinnacle. I’m going to hire a professional golfer to drive balls (shoot) at me off the headland as I climb the pinnacle. I’m going to catch the balls in my head-cups (a sort of variation on the egg cup) Perfectly reasonable – golfers often practice in the sitting room with a paper cup (on its side) doubling as the hole. Look at this carnival picture. I’m going to look like this. Head-hole: I'm going to have holes in my head.