I've been ejected from the golf course management degree (even though I never hit a golf ball). It wasn't only the constant fear of being hit by a ball, it was all the fertilizer I inhaled from the greens. I'm now studying 'Pataphysics, the science of the particular, the science of 'laws governing exceptions'. I've swapped golf holes (green holes) for Black holes.
Wednesday, 18 April 2012
Between A Table Tennis Table And The Pea Green Sea
Diving boards don’t as
many believe originate from ironing boards, they were conceived from the
distant cousin of the ironing board the table tennis table. Look at the
evidence (the photograph): the ping-pong ball head, the table tennis-green
colour of the figure, and the water (sea) is created simply by straightening
out the net, as nets
have long been commonplace in the sea. Paddles are also associated with water,
and what’s a table tennis bat if not a paddle by another name? In the 1890s the
Parker brothers began manufacturing an Indoor
Table Tennis Kit that included a portable net, a small ball covered in
netting, and paddles. And if you slap your stomach with a table tennis bat you
get a painful sensation (and sound) akin to the dreaded ‘belly-flop’. And don’t
you pop-up ‘like a ping-pong’ ball after diving into to deep water? And another
thing: it’s important to bend your knees when taking off to dive: table tennis
tables too have folding legs.
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