I’d planned to make a miniature toilet (it
was before I’d heard of Duchamp); a toilet designed for lips rather than
buttocks: a toilet mouthpiece; a toilet you could blow into with blown-out
cheeks. In other words, a toilet like all other toilets, if you swapped
buttocks for lips. Cracks are usually pressed onto toilets, but I’d planned to
insert my miniature toilet-mouthpiece, sideways, into a crack in a rocky outcrop.
Blown into, the toilet would inflate the small outcrop - blow it up - into a
big crag, a cliff, even.
Sir Cliff once played Heathcliff, in
Wuthering Heights. Here’s Cliff - Caspar David Friedrich style – on top of
a cliff. But is it true, that Cliff has no need for even the tiniest of toilets?
Does Cliff really wear a bag?
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