I've been ejected from the golf course management degree (even though I never hit a golf ball). It wasn't only the constant fear of being hit by a ball, it was all the fertilizer I inhaled from the greens. I'm now studying 'Pataphysics, the science of the particular, the science of 'laws governing exceptions'. I've swapped golf holes (green holes) for Black holes.
Thursday, 22 December 2011
Impotent gunslinger ordering an impotent photographer to face the wrong way round, on one of those old fashioned buttock exercise machines (with a vibrating elastic belt), at penis-point.