I've been ejected from the golf course management degree (even though I never hit a golf ball). It wasn't only the constant fear of being hit by a ball, it was all the fertilizer I inhaled from the greens. I'm now studying 'Pataphysics, the science of the particular, the science of 'laws governing exceptions'. I've swapped golf holes (green holes) for Black holes.
Sunday, 15 April 2012
No Ball Games
No ball game: get
a pen, get down low, close up to the net, and use it as a grid to trace the
outline of the tree behind the table. Take the net off the table, roll it up,
climb the tree (to the same high-point in the tree where the net crosses the tree-shape on the
table). Hang the net in the
branches and use it as a grid to trace the outline of the shape of the tree on
the table below. Roll up the net and keep it. Keep it hidden for a year.
Once the year is up, unroll the net on a table (at home) and retrace the two
tracings onto the tabletop. See if you can tell the difference between the tree
on the table and the tree from the table.