Thursday, 3 June 2010

What Not To Wear on a Rock

What Not to Wear on a rock: the twin-set combination of balaclava and mini skirt viewed from the natural angle – up – is never going to flatter; balaclavas are gussetless-knickers for the face. And if Belgium’s going to ban the burka, why don’t we ban the balaclava? Mini skirts and finger cracks: always a tricky combination. But so is an ugly mug and good legs.
However wonderful your appearance - whether you’re climbing a crack, or a pinnacle – if you’re wearing a mini skirt, your overall performance will be marred.

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